I'm the Wretch the song refers to.

Jul 05

[video]

samwise-loves-potatoes:

shit-thatblows:

nooo

samwise-loves-potatoes:

shit-thatblows:

nooo

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Jul 04

best-of-funny:

vvanking:

the-detectives-companion:

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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We have the best tea. 

Libertea

Sorry to barge in on this wonderful joke but kettles are present in America

X

(via jaguarsspots)

starllex:

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

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(Source: condom, via jaguarsspots)

Jul 03

[video]

[video]

Jul 01

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Jun 29

When I read the Bible

acupofjesus:

God’s like:

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Jun 26

“Heaven isn’t a place for good people. It’s a place for people who confessed to God they weren’t good enough.” — Lecrae (via earthlypawnincombat)

(via hopeisdawning)

[video]

sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

(Source: lol-post, via bluscreenofdeath)

[video]

Jun 25

“You don’t need fancy words to pray. You don’t need to follow a formula. The only thing necessary for prayer is you talking to your heavenly Father. If you don’t even have the words, your thought of “God, I need You to fix me.” is powerful prayer.” — Lee Younger on episode 70 of the Say That Podcast (via itsallaboutchrist)

(Source: thebridgechicago, via hopeisdawning)

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pizza:

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important

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